Pierced nipple on fake tits and phony blown up lips don't work with me. How bad would she look without all that shit?
Anonymous 1May 05, 2022
Customer Service is savagely funny... This model is fake.
Coconut BillMay 05, 2022
I really don’t appreciate you contacting me here. Please use my email: fillmyassup21837@comcast.net to reach me in the future.
Customer ServiceMay 05, 2022
Morning Bill, we’ve been trying to reach you about the warranty on your 12” dogfart dildo. First, I want to apologize on behalf of Shitpushers.com for a used toy being shipped. It was never our company’s intentions to jeopardize your health or leave a taste of “fecal matter” in your mouth. Second, while we appreciate you sending a photo to prove the dildo was less than new, we were rather shocked to see you sitting on it. Finally, there is nothing our company can do about your inability to ejaculate unless you’re crying. We suggest you seek some form of mental health counseling. In closing, a new 12” dogfart dildo is being boxed up and will be shipped out ASAP.
Coconut BillMay 05, 2022
Wow.
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Pierced nipple on fake tits and phony blown up lips don't work with me. How bad would she look without all that shit?
Customer Service is savagely funny... This model is fake.
I really don’t appreciate you contacting me here. Please use my email: fillmyassup21837@comcast.net to reach me in the future.
Morning Bill, we’ve been trying to reach you about the warranty on your 12” dogfart dildo. First, I want to apologize on behalf of Shitpushers.com for a used toy being shipped. It was never our company’s intentions to jeopardize your health or leave a taste of “fecal matter” in your mouth. Second, while we appreciate you sending a photo to prove the dildo was less than new, we were rather shocked to see you sitting on it. Finally, there is nothing our company can do about your inability to ejaculate unless you’re crying. We suggest you seek some form of mental health counseling. In closing, a new 12” dogfart dildo is being boxed up and will be shipped out ASAP.
Wow.